me and you plus corn (skylar, open)

Who was this girl? What did she want, really? He sighed loudly, audibly, and finally looked up at her. A young woman sporting the silliest-looking head band (or whatever it was) he'd ever seen. His nose creased, obviously repulsed by her choice.

"The same rules apply to everyone." He explained shortly. "Do you have trouble understanding that?" Really, why did he agree to do this? It was clearly beneath him.

@Skylar Ashton

Skylar sighed and leaned against a nearby tree "well I'm not here for the maze anyway. I got assigned chaperone duty for this area." She said as she rolled her eyes. She didn't really want to be a chaperone, but she didn't have much of a choice, "Skylar Ashton", she said introducing herself to him.

@Theodore nott

"I see," He said, not sounding the least bit interested.

He wasn't sure what this girl wanted from him. A conversation? She didn't look like she could carry one that was up to his standards. Was she even a half-blood? Ashton wasn't a name he recognised. There was something very muggle about it. He curled his nose again.

"Theodore Nott," He greeted, begrudgingly.

"-- alright, alright, got anythin' to get corn out from between your teeth or what?"

Fred Weasley announced his arrival to the table where a Ministry guy was sat, and - well - if it wasn't Professor Ashton! He completely ignored Theodore and turned his attention on the young woman. He waggled his finger at her.

"Sky, right? Nice horns." He liked them, anyway. They suited her short, blonde hair. "I swear it weren't my intention to eat the maze itself, but I'd got lost in there for a while and it was either that or my own jacket, aight?" He grinned at her, and completely missed Theodore glaring daggers into him.

Skylar was about to say something to Theodore when someone else arrived. She looked over and smiled softly when Fred arrived "yes sky. Well Skylar. How are you Fred? I see you don't have your partner in crime with you" she said noticing the lack of Deimos in the area.

"Y'mean Pluto?" He asked, thinking Sky or Skylar was referring to his golden Labrador. Pluto was back at Hogwarts, probably running about the grounds while all the students were away. "Ah, I dunno, he'd probably get lost in there."

He meant the maze.

Spotting something on the table that looked like a hat pin, Fred lent over to Mr Grumpy and pointed at it. "Lend us that, would ya? Go on."

Theodore knew this boy. He was the Weasley who was expelled from Hogwarts: something that Theodore himself, as a Governor of the school, initiated in the first place. They were being too soft with vermin like him, and Theo wanted to set an example. The thought of someone like him being around his own children annoyed him greatly.

"No." He stated firmly, looking repulsed. "This reunion is touching, but now that you've found one another, please make yourself scarce from my sights. I'm trying to work here."

He would give them thirty seconds to go away. His eyes showed his impatience.

Skylar chuckled "I mean Lestrange. Then again he would probably get lost too" she said with a smile. She adored Deimos. He was adorable and good for a fun time. She turned to Theodore when he started to grumble at them about leaving and rolled her eyes "chill out, Mr grumpy pants" she said teasingly

@Fred Weasley II @Theodore nott

”Ah, c’mon let’s just leave the man be, Sky,” At first he sounded fairly reasonable and then added in an undertone: ”Work my foot. He’s just gonna sit there scratchin’ his balls all day while he judges everyone who passes here. Dunno. He just looks that type.”

Fortunately, the ministry man hadn’t heard. Or appeared to be interested in listening. Fred put his arm around Sky and guided her away from the table.

”Sorry if you were interested,” He began, but sounded doubtful, ”But he seemed a right bore. Anyway, what Lestrange you talking about? I only know one - Deimos - few years above me at school. Can’t really say we’re buddies though...” It was pretty much the opposite.

Skylar followed Fred as he lead her away. She chuckled softly and nodded "Yes Deimos. He's an interesting kid" the blonde said as she picked up a caramel covered apple from a near by snack table. She bit into the sweet treat and smiled "these always taste so good" she said looking at him. The only way it would taste better was if she was high. She could probably sneak off later at some point to have a little personal moment.

@Fred Weasley II

"Eh, if interesting is a smarmy little git, then yeah."

None of the Lestranges could be trusted. Even the so-called 'good' one who was the nurse at Hogwarts or something: Fred couldn't trust the lot of them. Call it intuition, but they were all a bunch of crazies who'd hopefully end up in Azkaban.

"Seasonal treats," He agreed, loading his hands with a fair few of them and tossing them up into the air, one by one, to catch them in his mouth. "You know what I could go for right now? Florean Fortescues..."

"You could lay off it, Weasley, if I'm being honest,"

Deimos had been skirting the outer permimeter of the corn maze for most of the evening, and now had that drowsy, complacent look about him as though he'd taken a lot of drugs and sold the rest. He spotted Weasley hanging around that slice he'd spent a night with last month. His eyes moved from him to her, and a small curl of his lips told his pleasure.

"...Fortescue's will add to that gut you got." He added, smugly, to Weasley.

He hoped Skylar wasn't wasting his time on someone like him. Obviously he wasn't one of her customers, being so far away from the office and all.

Skylar chuckled softly "he's not that bad. He's quite good company actually" Skylar said defending Deimos a bit when Fred said he was a git. When Skylar heard Deimos' voice her eyes lit up a bit. She turned to him and smiled "speak if the devil and he shall appear." She said leaning back against a large tree trunk "hey Deimos"

@Fred Weasley II @Deimos Lestrange

Merlin's sake... where did he come from?!

"Tsh, yeah, that's rich coming from you, fat boy." Fred grinned, apparently unashamed that he'd put on a little bit of weight since leaving Hogwarts. "No where near what Lardo Lestrange used to be, hey?"

He turned to Skylar, realising she was giving Lestrange eyes. Flutter eyes. Argh - what did she see in this asshole?

"Used to sneak down to the kitchens every night," Fred explained, "Saw him when I went to the 'puffs common room parties."

"Yet, still, she's clearly into me, and not into a rat like you."

Deimos went up to Skylar, and mimicked her in leaning back against the tree. Except, between them, he squeezed her behind.

"Is Weasley harassing you?" He asked her, grinning.

Skylar watched the banter between them and laughed "hard to imagine Deimos as chubby." When he squeezed her rear she smirked softly " far from harassment. He's quite entertaining actually" she said winking at the Weasley boy before turning to Deimos "wish there weren't so many kids around. I could use a smoke"

@deimos Lestrange @" Fred Weasley II"

"Not chubby. So fat that he was in two time zones at once."

Fred laughed. Yeah, yeah. He could try implying that he was 'harassing' her or whatever.

"Me harassing? Girls used to make complaints about you to the Professors, mate."

Then Skylar sort of... complimented him. She winked at him, and he didn't really know what to make of it. He went a little shy, and looked elsewhere.

Ah - she wasn't talking about cigarettes. He made a point of ignoring what Weasley was saying: just let him run his mouth.

"I got ya, girl." He murmured, nodding to one side as though to say 'let's go'.

He looked back at Weasley. "Pretty girl complimented you, so now you hiding a boner, Weasley?" He fake pouted, and laughed.

Skylar knew deimos would be able to hook her up with what she craved. She looked over at Fred when Deimos teased him and smiled "want to join us, Fred?" She asked as she looked at the other man. She knew where she wanted things to lead with Deimos, but with him, she was curious.

@Deimos Lestrange @Fred Weasley II

"Yeah you wish, ya pervert."

Fred snorted. Then he was invited to whatever this 'smoke' was. If it was cigarettes, he wasn't interested. If it was something else, he also wasn't interested. From what he could gather from Lestrange since leaving Hogwarts: he'd blasted his brain with drugs instead of scoffing thirteen helpings of chocolate cake every day.

Plus, he didn't really want to hang out with Lestrange. Even if Skylar seemed nice.

"Nah, y'alright. You kids have fun. I'm gonna find ways of pissing off Count Dracula over there." Indicating Theodore Nott, he gave them a quick salute, and sauntered off.

Deimos smirked at Skylar as soon as Weasley left.

"Get your sweet buns over here."

Immediately he groped her, and gave her a very long, hard kiss. "C'mon. Got the perfect stuff for you to wrap your lips 'round," He said, smirking as he guided them around the edge of the corn maze; away from the crowds.

"Not working tonight, then?" He asked cheekily, grinning.

Skylar watched as Fred went off to annoy Theodore and followed Deimos where he lead her. She smirked as he was instantly on her and kissed him back "I can think of a few things to put my mouth on" she said giggling "I'm kind of working. Hogwarts duty"

@Deimos Lestrange

"Oh - yeah - the other job."

He winked.

He rolled her a nice long one, and leaned over; putting it to her lips and lighting it. "Bet that really gets you off, don't it? Being Newt Scamander by day, and a sex kitten at night." He laughed darkly, not really bothering to keep his voice down. He enjoyed teasing her.

"And I thought I was bad..." He grinned.

Skylar smirked and took a deep inhale when he pressed the joint to her lips. She held it in for a few seconds before exhaling and laughing "Perhaps. I know you quite enjoy it." She said remembering their first night together "I'm as bad as they come, sweetie."

@Deimos Lestrange

"Mm... yes, you are..."

He crawled over her, and started kissing her neck.

"You gonna teach me a lesson, Professor?" He murmured, clearly enjoying himself.