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For most of the day, he had been walking around the school carrying a pager; he decided he needed to do something new with his life besides gush over Britney Spears and older men. Cernunnos had decided to enter his hipster phase. Of course, he couldn't exactly go full hipster. How would he survive without his daily dose of Britney anyway? Finding a big rock to sit on, Cernunnos sat down and began to fidget around with the pager hoping to engage in some face-to-face conversation. He could use a social life outside of parties after all.